Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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