Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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