I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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