which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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