I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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