As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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