HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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