There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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