saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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