she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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