omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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