we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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