porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
one might say we're banned from that church
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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