Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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