he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My liver is preforming stress tests.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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