That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
