Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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