Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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