it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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