There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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