There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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