Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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