Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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