Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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