Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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