I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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