I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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