in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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