I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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