I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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