**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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