Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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