I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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