Ambien. No doubt about it.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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