You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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