is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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