he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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