Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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