mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Randomize
