ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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