I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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