Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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