Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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