I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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