Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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