why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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