I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I will be naked everywhere
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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