so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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