can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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