I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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