this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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