I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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