before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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