Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize