Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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