i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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