margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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