Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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