It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
