Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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